March 2012
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whyisyourdoorundermybucket: dude can we all just have a moment to imagine what life would be like if ellen degeneres was president they’d have to change it from kimora lee life in the fab lane to america life in the fab lane because it would be so fabulous
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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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Loveleen is dead to me.
love-is-nonexistent: She has never read Hunger Games.  WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS, SAM.  I’LL READ THEM I SWEAR. SOON.  In the meantime, how about you go make me a sandwich. 
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A crush →
alessarawr: what other girls do with their crush -  what i do with my crush -
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1612th: lil wayne tall wayne grande wayne venti wayne
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Fangirl 1: alskjdhlkjh
Fangirl 2: lasdljkhklñ!
Fangirl 1: OJJHASLJUGKJ!
Fangirl 2: LALJKHJHDHLH!!
Fangirl 1: OMG! I KNOW, RIGHT!?
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mols: I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
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Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
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I live a Timmy Turner life
havesoulbutbesoulless: Friends: Where’d you meet these people? Me:
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via bronx-beat)
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Listendenyingthemessenger: a-romeo-that-loves: ...
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